There are a lot of good things about being a Teetotaler.

1- You never have a hangover.

2- You don’t spend a lot of money in bars.

3- You are less likely to make out with strangers in public.

4- Never have to go to an AA meeting.

5- Never be arrested for drunk driving.

6- Never drunk dial.

 

Some of the bad things.

1- Bars can be a bit boring if they don’t have good non-alcoholic choices, good snacks or good music.

2- You are the designated driver for life (good and bad!).

3- You can’t blame something embarassing on drinking (i.e. crazy dance moves)

4- You have to be careful of what you ingest (possible alcohol)

5- When you are really stressed out, tea and chocolate can only ease your nerves so much.

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