1. Telling the waiter they brought you the wrong food.

2. Telling the waiter they charged you for the wrong food.

3. Sitting next to a couple that is fighting.

4. Sitting next to a baby that is screaming its head off for no good reason while the mother gets redder and redder and tries in vain to sooth him/her.

5. Spending your meal listening to a 30 minute phone call from someone who is less than 2 feet away from you and who spends the entire meal on their cell phone.

6. Seeing a waiter break something, something loud, large and presumably expensive.

7. Running into a strange drunk person in the bathroom who asks you for toilet paper/tells you they like your hair/is puking in the sink while you are trying to use the toilet.

8. When the waiter spills something on you, I mean a lot of something on you. As annoyed as you feel, they feel like a complete idiot and are imagining their tip turning into negative dollar amounts.

9. When they run out of several things on the menu and you end up with only a side salad, or something equivalent.

10. When you leave 3/4 of your meal on the plate because you hated it and have to pretend like you are just full when they come over and ask if you want it wrapped.

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