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Ever wondered what your Starbucks order really says about you? No? Me either until I found the Starbucks Oracle.
This is what the Oracle had to say about my drink of choice - this one is not so accurate - I am not a hippie, I don’t live in California, and I am not a Wican or a ho! LOL
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks grande soy chai latte should be forced to eat a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.
Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they’re herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
What does your drink say about you?!
COMMENTS(2)
August 17th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
I had been a coffee drinker for all of my adult life. One day I was having coffee in Starbucks with friends and I was the only one with plain coffee. Which puzzled them. During the conversation I realized that I had never really liked coffee.
I liked the smell, the caffeine, but not the taste. So why did I drink it? To get my heart started in the morning. Someone asked me why I didn’t drink tea.
It was such a good question that I have switched totally to drinking tea. Tea is kind of a wimpy, fussy drink, but I love it. And that is my Starbucks coffee stor.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Jan, I am also a huge tea drinker. My fav Starbucks drink in the summertime - shaken iced tea lemonade with black tea, sweetened. Yum!!!