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I recently came across this article on msn.com listing pick-up lines to avoid. Some good ones on this list, I will include some of the beauts I have heard below.
1. “What’s your sign?
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
In my college dorm we kept a list of some of the more memorable lines that were laid on us. I assume we threw the list out, but here are a couple of things I can remember off of the top of my head.
1. “I bet I could bounce a quarter off of your a$$!”
2. “Are you a lingerie model?”
3. “If I buy you a beer will you make out with me?”
And one of my all time favorites….”You must be Jamaican because Ja makin me crazy!”
COMMENTS(2)Pick-up lines that definitely won’t get you a date was originally mixed on September 29 at 8:00 am, and then promptly served in Teetotaled
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October 3rd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Wow, hard to believe those don’t score points.
October 4th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
hehe I have actually responded with - Has that EVER worked?!!?