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Pick-up lines that definitely won’t get you a date

I recently came across this article on msn.com listing pick-up lines to avoid. Some good ones on this list, I will include some of the beauts I have heard below.
1. “What’s your sign?
 
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”

6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”

9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

In my college dorm we kept a list of some of the more memorable lines that were laid on us. I assume we threw the list out, but here are a couple of things I can remember off of the top of my head.

1. “I bet I could bounce a quarter off of your a$$!”

2. “Are you a lingerie model?”

3. “If I buy you a beer will you make out with me?”

And one of my all time favorites….”You must be Jamaican because Ja makin me crazy!”

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  1. jan Says:

    Wow, hard to believe those don’t score points.

  2. Sarah Says:

    hehe I have actually responded with - Has that EVER worked?!!?

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