February 17
Glad I don’t remember….
Being a baby is hard work. I am glad I don’t remember being an infant. The simpliest tasks are so difficult. Until you learn to crawl efficiently you cannot move two inches unless someone carries you! How annoying must that be?!
Here is a comprehensive list of the things I am glad I do not remember from infancy:
1. Wearing a diaper. Unfortunately I may reexperience this at some late stage of my life; can’t be fun!
2. Not having teeth. Pureed foods day after day after day…boring!
3. Not being able to speak. If you are hungry and you want someone to know you have to cry, if you are angry and you want someone to know you have to cry, if you are slightly cold you have to cry to get someone to help….ugh!
4. Every stranger on the planet trying to get you to laugh. Seriously, most people just aren’t that funny…however many people are funny looking. :p
5. Getting shots. Noone likes shots, including adults, however it is much less scary when you know what a shot is. Ouch!
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February 21st, 2010 at 8:33 pm
I think it would be a lot of fun to make loud noises and have clueless adults scurrying around trying to figure out what my problem was.
February 24th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
But I’d like to remember farting really loud and smiling; knowing they have to check to see if it’s, you know, all bark and no bite or not…
February 25th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
LOL VE!